tomymindpalace:

dudeufugly:

Interviewer: “You and Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto had a much tweeted about night out. I haven’t got the pictures.”

Benedict: “My favourite one was the … we were remodeled into the Zoolander jeep with shakes going… *starts dancing in seat*”

Google Play Interview

That’s the best impersonation of a gif I’ve ever seen

sararye:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

ZEDDIE

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

cardiganism:

#this is either gay or cannibalistic and most realistically it’s both

falkner:

someone bought an entire page of ad space in my school’s yearbook and just put the word ahloo on it

ronsdeluminator:

zombieswag:

littlemissdorkette:

grints:

IT’S PAYBACK TIME.

EVERY SINGLE THING IN THIS POST. =))

^

Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

illalwayslovesherlock:

i-donovan-i-got-sherlocked:

I have Sherlock Season 3.

HHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

wait what does this mean

im serious does anybody know

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life